I really haven’t seen THAT much of the world, but I guess I’ve seen a little more than the average American. The places I have had the opportunity to visit were very memorable experiences, getting to know the people who live there in an up close and personal way.
It’s amazing how people have to live, existing in conditions we would never accept as Americans. And I have to say every time I have returned I never get over our obvious excessiveness. I look at what we value and am not surprised that we are despised by so much of the world. People live in horrid conditions and we have the largest percentage of obese people on the planet. We have HUGE utility vehicles to climb over speed bumps so our kids can get to school.
Lattes, cell phones, RV’s, bass boats, NASCAR, Play Stations, Vegas, and Don’t forget Paris and Nichole.
But the thing that never ceases to amaze me is pets!
In 2005 people spent 36.5 billion dollars on their pets. 36.5 BILLION!!
This is just a brief run down on what is available for ANIMALS these days.
Ulti-Mutt candy bars ($5) Aromutt Therapy shampoos ($11 – $15), spritzers, candles and even pet strollers ($165). Most of this stuff is sold through home parties called Pupperware or Pet Pawties.
You can buy a $12 bottle of orange mango scented foaming cleanser for your dog, or you can buy holistic food, and toys for not only your dog but for your cat and birds.
How exciting is that?!
We have a dog named Roger and I like the dog. He’s fun at times and other times he’s a pain. I’ve had dogs all my life and there are certain things I know about dogs and cats.
1. THEY KNOW HOW TO GIVE THEMSELVES A BATH! Especially cats.
2. They would much rather do it themselves. Not only do they get clean and cover themselves with a natural cleanser from their saliva, but
3. the whole “twisty turning” thing, is a feline yoga, therapy, centering kinda experience for them. It’s relaxing. Trust me, for a cat sitting in a sink with someone soaking them with a sprayer nozzle is not a centering experience for any cat I’ve ever known.
4. Hurking up a hairball is great for their abdominal muscles. Cats like to look ripped.
5. Dogs, will eat anything they find buried in the yard, sometimes even yesterdays “business”.
6. They eat grass until they throw up on the carpet.
7. Dogs really enjoy licking their privates. It’s what dogs do.
8. Dogs don’t know the difference between cinnamon sprits and mango shampoo, they just want to get the heck out of the tub so they can shake water all over the place and roll on the carpet for twenty minutes, It’s what dogs do.
It’s true, our pets are “very smart” but not as smart as we are, so we have to make decisions for them, like buying them pet strollers so they don’t have to WALK. (because we know better).
The truth is, both our pets and P.T. Barnum know what’s really true.
“Isn’t that right little snooke’m- wookem?”
Darfur, Indonesia, Pakistan, India, Laos? No wonder we’re hated by so many people throughout he world.
Isn’t it time we did what’s right? Quit being so self centered and give to others out of the abundance which truly makes our lives so much easier?
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. Wouldn’t they enjoy a couple cases of Lemon Flavored Yak Chews, or several bottles of Aroma-Goat shampoo? Good idea!
Hey, it’s the least we could do, right?
Bisquit? Sit. Speeaaaak. Say, mommie. Cooommme oonnn. Gooood boyiiee!